ello, clarndog
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”A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities.
J.R.R. Tolkien (via magicclouds)
(Source: thisis-myurl)
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This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually murder their mother, so when the kids walked up the the door, they got an axe and slaughtered her. Once everyone figured out what they had really done, they called the police, but the kids were long gone by then. The only picture of them was this photo, taken by a trick or treater. The mothers body was later found half eaten.
(Source: hollmonster)
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Going to a friends house
- Normal people: What a lovely home you have
- Me: Whats your wifi password?
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- fun fact about the human body!
- if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out
- you would have enough
- to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction
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It's just a flesh wound.: Fucking shut up.
You don’t have to be anything but happy. Screw being prettier, skinnier, smarter, taller, shorter, stronger, and “better.”
Accept yourself for who you are. Be confident. People like confidence. They’re attracted to it by nature. Be happy with yourself and then do what you want. If you want to…
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Anonymous asked: do you watch sherlock?
Do you breathe?
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Fucking shut up.
You don’t have to be anything but happy. Screw being prettier, skinnier, smarter,...
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